BREKEND: de Amerikaanse staat Texas wordt momenteel, as we speak, geteisterd door vuurballen die uit de nachtelijke hemel komen zetten. Diverse ooggetuigen zagen vuurbollen, zonder rook, zo helder als een lasvlam door de hemel schieten. Autoriteiten onderzoeken de zaak maar vermoeden dat het gaat om schroot uit de ruimte. Uiteraard is het geen “schroot uit de ruimte” maar is de INVASIE begonnen! De Chef uit. Blinde paniek is vanaf NU aangeraden.
Update: eerste geruchten over “puin” op de grond worden onderzocht. Het is nog onbekend of er al machines op drie poten zijn gesignaleerd.
Update 2: FLASH MESSAGE – TELEX – IMPORTANT
United States Army to Defcon 2. Stop. Area not secure. Stop. Proceed to plan Alpha Pineapple. Status is YELLOW. Stop. Star Wars failsafe program failed. Stop. All communications with ISS gone. Stop. Jeep 1 and 2 cardholders is now GREEN. Repeat: GREEN. Out.
Update 3: Experts melden: “Beslist geen puin van satellieten”.
Update 4: We have impact. Ground zero at Higway 35 North Texas.
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God komt Bush halen…
god bestaat niet.
geen foto’s, geen feit, geen god.
*toch maar aluhoedje vouwt, grijnscht*
Fireballs? Dat zijn toch snoepjes?
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Idd, jawbreaker fireballs.
*vroeger was alles beter en kocht je fireballs tenminste gewoon in het winkeltje om de hoek in plaats van dat ze door de lucht vliegen-reactie*
No one could have dreamed we were being scrutinized, as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.
Few men even considered the possibility of life on other planets and yet, across the gulf of space, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this Earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely, they drew their plans against us.
The golden light about you
Show me where youre from
The magic in your eye
Bewitches all you gaze upon
You stand up on your hill and behop all around you
They wonder where youre from oh yeah
They wonder where I found you
Oh my love its a long way
Where youre from its a long way
I tried to understand you, I tried to love you right
The way you smile and touch me always sets my heart alight
Your lips are like a fire burning through my soul
And people ask me where youre from
They really wanna know
Oh my soul its a long way
Where youre from its a long way
Magic woman wreckin up my soul
Things you tell me have never been told
Magic woman I dont know
Electric before me I love you so I love you so
Youre racing like a fireball dancing like a ghost
Youre gemini and I dont know which one I like the most
My head is getting broken and my mind is getting bust
But now Im coming with you down the road of golden dust
Oh my love its a long way
Where youre from its a long way
Pushing thru the market square, so many mothers sighing
News had just come over, we had five years left to cry in
News guy wept and told us, earth was really dying
Cried so much his face was wet, then I knew he was not lying