Mailing with Bret from Brussels

Hi Bret

I have just come across your site and it is awesome!

We have some amazing advertising campaigns that are due to start in the next few days and I think that your site would work well with them… however to be considered for these campaigns, you must be part of Viral Planet’s Premier Site publisher network. You can sign up here: https://portal.viralplanet.co.uk/publisher-register

Is there anything else that I can do for you today?

Have a lovely day.

Rachel

Hi Rechal,

What a coincidence it is! You were just stumbling around on the internet, wich isn’t that big after all, dont believe the hype, and suddenly you end up on my site!
Man, you must be lucky! Have you ever considered to win the lottery three times in a row?

The thing is, I have some amazing websites that are due to start in the next few years and I dont think they will work with your “virals” since I don’t feel the need to be in any “publisher network” at all.

I wonder how this works though: you find an awesome website, just beacause you were hanging around on the internet doing nothing, you decide to ask the owner to publish some ads on it and then suddenly you trick him into a membership of some kind of publishers network?
Funny.

In the Netherlands we have the same system working for the AAA road services, called “de Wegenwacht”. When your car is broken down they will fix it for you but only if you are or become a member. No member, no help. I bet that’s something for the NRA as well.

So, is there anything else you can do today?

Well, I do have some dishes in here. And if you dont mind, I have this huge pimple on my back. Perhaps you can pinch it a little bit, see if it will burst open? And don’t forget to feed my cat, while we’re at it. Thanks!

Have a lovely day yourself.

Forever yours,
Bret